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About

Mr. Karl Panahon (a.k.a. Mainsail666)

Reddit Social Media Extortionist

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Who’s behind this account?

Allegedly just one person. Possibly three crows in a hoodie. Hard to tell in the dark.

Professional night-owl. Collector of red flags and rare bugs. Drinks coffee blacker than this background. Types faster when haunted.

Contact Information

Mainsail Bio

Sail. Golf. Run. Climb. History. Astrogeek.

  • Family1 daughter
  • Pets2 beagles, 2 cats
  • Languages7
  • Flags🇵🇭 🇦🇹 🇳🇿 🇸🇦 🇧🇭 🇻🇳 🇸🇬
  • Main Account@kelweathers
  • Handle@halconsailing
  • Business Instagramtiffanystreasuresph

Profiles & Links

He is known as KP Weathers (kelweathers) — Member of the Manila Yacht Club.

Links below open in a new tab. Parody/Satire, just for laughs.
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@kelweathers 🧿 Reddit
u/mainsail999 📷 Instagram
@kelweathers 📍 Location
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Target Profile: Karl Panahon

Summary

Karl Panahon is a business development and marketing professional based in Valenzuela, NCR, Philippines. Currently serving as a Consultant at First Mindoro Microfinance Rural Bank, he brings experience across technology, security, and health sectors through roles at Halconext Technology Solutions, Philand Security & Detective Agency, Inc., and Halcyon Mental Health.

Professional Experience

  • 2024–PresentConsultant @ First Mindoro Microfinance Rural Bank
  • 2023–PresentHead of Business Development @ Halconext Technology Solutions
  • 2023–PresentBusiness Development Consultant @ Philand Security & Detective Agency, Inc.
  • PreviousBusiness Development Consultant @ Halcyon Mental Health
  • PreviousConsultant @ RLINKCORP.PH Corporation

At a Glance

  • Full NameKarl Panahon
  • LocationValenzuela, NCR, Philippines
  • Current RoleConsultant
  • Primary AffiliationFirst Mindoro Microfinance Rural Bank

Education

  • 1996–2001BS Civil Engineering — University of the Philippines
  • 1992–1996San Beda College

Skills

Direct Marketing
International Sales
Online Marketing
Online Advertising
CRM

Contact Information

Location

Address

BF Homes, Parañaque, Metro Manila, Philippines

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Mainsail Credentials

Filed under: “Extortionist” — the aesthetic, not the activity. Relax, it’s satire.

  • OccupationExtortionist (vibes-only)
  • SpecialtyDramatic ultimatums with perfect kerning
  • Known forDark mode, darker humor
  • AlibiWas refactoring
  • EvidenceClassified

Threat Level

Mostly harmless. May deploy puns without warning.

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Evidence Gallery

Trigger points that “this is him” — purely comedic.

Trash Talk (Parody)

Roasts only. Satire for laughs — not facts, not threats.

  • Talk vs. WalkTalks like a storm; drizzles on delivery.
  • Captain Caps LockBig statements, bigger CAPS. Results? lowercase.
  • Shipping SpeedShips selfies same‑day, ships fixes next season.
  • Seven LanguagesFluent in seven, still mispronounces “deadline”.
  • Yacht Wi‑FiMember of a yacht club; can’t anchor a stable signal.
  • AstrogeekCharts constellations, forgets calendar invites.
  • Max Effort100% intensity… in the group chat.